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Happy 4th of July!

July 3, 2008 | Posted by: Rafa | Filed In: Beer, Party, the Key

4th

Well, it’s not technically the fourth yet, but I definitely won’t be tending to the site when it is. So have fun on the 4th. Parade starts at 11:00am. Festivities go on all day afterward.

Are YOU a “Barter-Whore”?

April 9, 2008 | Posted by: alex305 | Filed In: Party, Rants, South Beach

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It happens every weekend. You’ve probably seen it and just never realized it was going on. Maybe… you’ve even been a victim of it… I’m talking about…

“Barter-Whoring”.

Over the years I’ve observed this troubling epidemic–one that is as subtle and difficult to identify as it is repulsive when finally diagnosed. At surface level, it appears to be nothing more than admittedly shallow, but nevertheless innocent, socializing between men and women of a common age. But under closer scrutiny, what is revealed is a ring of prostitution the likes of which the Western Hemisphere has never seen.

Now for those of you who went to LaSalle, here is a brief definition to help you understand the concept (pay special attention to #3):

bar·ter (verb) [bahr-ter]

1.	to trade by exchange of commodities rather than by the use of money.

2.	to exchange in trade, as one commodity for another; trade.

3.	to bargain away unwisely or dishonorably (usually fol. by away): bartering away his pride for material gain.

Let’s look at an example:

It starts innocently–”Fulanita de Tal is attending VELVET-ROPE LOUD MUSIC PARTY WEDNESDAYS @ Club Pretense”. The party is hosted by her “friend” who she “loves” and whose Facebook wall is littered with quotes from her like, “Where have you been hiding????????? lol”, evidencing this firm adoration. Come Wednesday, she yanks on her favorite IOS pattern dress, blow-dries her hair straight, and texts her “BFF” telling him that she’s on her way.

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Party in the ‘ville

April 1, 2008 | Posted by: Rafa | Filed In: Beer, Party, Videos

This is it. It might be the last time it happens. You’ve heard about these parties for a while, but you’ve never been. Well now is your chance. As expected, 10 kegs and a DJ. I can’t say exactly how many people, but it’s a huge amount. Here’s a picture:

Notice it's all chicks. That's really how good the ratio is.

The whole thing goes down this Friday, the 4th. The drive isn’t that bad so why don’t you make your way up. Get a book on tape if you need it. Here’s a map. Need more proof? Hit the jump to watch the most epic party video I’ve ever filmed.

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